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'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"
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"My daddy's rich and my momma's has extensive cosmetic surgery."
"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"
"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."
Tags:robot, robots, technology, handsome, good-looking, good looking, looks, good looks, beauty, beautiful, love, romance, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, no emotion, no emotions, no feeling, no feelings, point, meaning, meaning of life, empty inside, sad, lonely, loneliness, alone, forever alone, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, dating, dating issues, dating problems, a.i., ai, artificial intelligence
'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'
Tags:frankenstein, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, beauty, handsome, vain, zit, zits, spot, spots, pimple, pimples, date, dates, looks, looking, looker, lookers, looked, good looking, ugly, problems, unattractive, attractive, story, stories, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pet, pets, domestic cat, domestic cats, feline, felines, confident, confidence, self confidence, self-confidence, self esteem, high, high self esteem, self-esteem, self acceptance, self-acceptance, good-looking, good looking, cat's got the cream, handsome chap, handsome, tomcat, tomcats, fitness, fit, fat cat, fat, fat cats, house cat, house cats, new year, new year's, new year new me, resolution, resolutions, new year's resolution, nye, nyd, happy new year, new year
"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."
'Hold on - the manicurist's on her way!'
"My brain could kick her brain's butt."
Tags:competitive, compete, competing, competes, superior, age, old, older, fitness, looks, attractiveness, attractive, pretty, good looking, good-looking, intellectual, intellectually, intellectually superior, consolation, superiority complex, compensating, compensates, compensated, competed, overcompensate
Fat man looks in mirror and sees slim, handsome reflection.
Looking the goods at Christmas in flash new socks and jocks!!
Tags:christmas, socks and jocks, x-mas, xmas, gift, gifts, present, presents, delusion, delusions, delusional, looker, lookers, good-looking, good looking, attractive, attractiveness, confident, confidence, mirror, mirrors, old age, aging, ageing, love handle, love handles, spare tire, spare tires, muffin top, muffin topping
"The secret to looking good is to be good-looking."
'The numbers look good. Especially the threes.'
"I've been tanning!"
Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'
"Wow - she is stunning."
'Holiday letter...Life continues to be fabulous. Hubby was mistaken for Brad Pitt last week and I still have my supermodel looks...'
Tags:holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas, xmas, xmases, festive period, festive season, married life, married couple, married couples, denial, liar, liars, festive letter, festive letters, christmas letter, christmas letters, xmas letter, xmas letters, supermodel, good looking, supermodels, good-looking
'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacation plan, vacation plans, holiday plan, holiday plans, holiday destination, vacation destination, ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, good looking
'Arthur! When are you going to start accepting the passage of time?'
"Looks are important, but I also like a man with lots of consumer confidence."
'Do you think a man can be too good-looking?'
'He calls me 'Angelina' and I call him 'Brad'.'
'Enjoying a little 'me time', Narcissus?'