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'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'
"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, test driver, test drivers, test run, test runs, faulty product, faulty products, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, false advertising, misrepresentation, emissions scandal, emissions, test, tests, test drive, test drives, capitalism
Man invents the recall
"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."
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"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."
Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.
"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."
"And why didn't you issue a recall despite overwhelming evidence that it made your middle-aged male customers just look old and sad?"
"This is a peaceful mall, bub. 'Complaint Departments' only exist in the OTHER place."
'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'
"That's not a manufacturing defect - It's SUPPOSED to have a hole in the middle."
Tags:recall, recalls, car recall, car recalls, product recall, product recalls, car manufacturer, car manufacturers, auto manufacturer, auto manufacturers, ignition problem, ignition problems, car recall, car recalls, carmaker, carmakers, car maker, car makers, general motors, faulty product, faulty products, health and safety, health & safety
'That high chair is being recalled. Some kind of safety issue.'
Air Bag Recall Center
Man with faulty remote control
'The manager says 'tough sh*t'.'
'Doctor, I want a refund...'
'Suppose one of the buttons is missing, what would that get me?' - 'Thrown out of the store.'
Volvo has recalled the Viking fleet
'Those Limeys are screwed. Toyota has recalled all their Vanguard submarines because of faulty rudder systems.'
'No, I don't know anything about faulty parachutes... Do you know anything about faulty gas ovens?'
"Al HAS other women...unfortunately, they keep sending him back."
'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'