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Slammer on the Spot
"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."
'After you told me you were a man of convictions, I checked. Sure enough, you've been convicted of 2 felonies and 4 misdemeanors.'
'So the governments crackdown on crime is working then?..Three hours we've been sat here...and not a single misdemeanour!'
"I've called you all here because you are experts in your own areas of misdemeanour...Unfortunately, I can't remember why..."
"One night in a moment of rage, I tore off a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law' tag from a pillow!"
"The prisons are full. Check back with us in about six months."