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"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."
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'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'
'We're out of money for bailouts. We recommend that you just file for non-profit status.'
'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'
"Will a dollar help?"
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'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'
'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'
"I work for a 'Not-For-Profit' Business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for-profit' business..."
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'We're a non-profit corporation. It's not by design. It just turned out that way.'
'Unless I'm misinterpreting the signs gentleman we are fast approachign the status of a non profit organization.'
Dubious Charitable Organizations
"Oh, you haven't done anything wrong as far as we know - This is just a PREEMPTIVE audit."
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"I'm looking for a job at an anti-capitalist non-profit organization but I want at least 3000 bucks a month!"
"Because this is a non-profit organization, we have non-profit sharing."
'According to my figures, you are now a non-profit organization.'
'Yes, Mrs Muldoon, we have, unfortunately, at this point in time, completely used up your very generous $30 contribution of last year.'
'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'
'Much as I appreciate the ethos of non-profit-making companies, I didn't intend us to become one...'
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'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- I represent one of those pesky non-profit organizations....'
Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organization
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"I work for a 'not for profit' organization. Of course up till last year we were a 'for profit' organization..."
Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation
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"As I see it, our only out is to apply for not-for-profit status."