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"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
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'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'
"Mummy why are your hands so soft?"
That's what I call a well trained dog!!
"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."
'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.'
'I said you wash and I'll dry!'
"Would you like to borrow my dishwasher?"
Robot Washing Up.
'Thanksgiving was great! Makes you look forward to Christmas, doesn't it?'
"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."
"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."
'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'
'He'll only do chores if we make it a game. But I knew that when I married him.'
I guess it's your turn to do the dishes. Goldie licking dish clean.
'We have a deal...she catches the food and I do the dishes...'
'The drains are blocked.' 'Don't use paper plates.'
'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'
'...And it talks'
A woman's work is never done!
Edible plates save on washing-up.
'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'
'You can camouflage yourself as much as you like Derek, but these dishes will still be here.'
'...the rustle of an apron...the touch of rubber gloves and I feel the unbridled passion stirring inside me...'
'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'