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"To be a flamingo, or better still a toucan, in the sixties- that was really something."
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
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An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
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"Who's a pretty girl now?"
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Clive had searched high and low for an unusual birthday gift!"
'No, Sir! It says 'Exotic Pets! Exotic! Not Erotic!'
'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'
Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.
"And the beauty and wisdom of the Western canon—that doesn't impress you?"
Tags:westerner, westerners, western literature, lit major, lit majors, literature major, literature majors, chase, chases, chasing, lion, lions, imperialism, imperialist, imperialists, colonialism, colonialist, colonialists, revenge, vengeance, predator, predators, prey, western canon, beauty, beautiful, impress, impresses, impressive, unimpressed, hunter, hunters, hunting, exotic animal, exotic animals, big cat, big cats
"Illegal aliens, if you ask me."
"Oh, this is so cute... Fluffy likes you!"
'He is such an awkward sod I stopped pandering to him.'
'Well, to me they're not scarce.'
'Yes it's him.'
Tags:animal, skin, animal skins, crocodile, crocodiles, crocodile boot, crocodile boots, fur, furs, peta, animal welfare, rspca, exotic animal, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, alligator boot, alligator boots, morgue, morgues, me, mes, murder, murders, poacher, poachers, poaching, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Hey guys! Meet Zubri, a zebra here on holiday from Africa...'
3 Zazas in search of a Zuzu
'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'
Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...
'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'
'Don't go.... He likes you!'
'We really must do something about that pet door.'
'I'm sorry, but we're all out of both whales and eagles.'
'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'