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"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."
"Well, we've learned one thing from all this ? burglars shouldn't keep diaries."
'Let this be a lesson...never laugh at someone who double-faults match point!'
'... 'Warm up before you take the mound,' I said. 'Stretch out,' I said...'
"In future don't try to pick the pockets of pest control officers!"
State Prison - 'Don't give up on me Betty, they won't catch me next time.'
What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"