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'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."
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'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'
"That is our smallest, lightest phone....and here are the instructions!"
"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."
"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"
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Surgery Instruction Book.
Needlework for beginners.
How to smash a guitar.
'If machine fails to operate...'
"Great...I need to use the phone top ring for help to understand the contract so I can buy the phone."
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"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."
Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw
'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'
Computer engineer who doesn't know what he's doing.
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Didn't Bother To Read the Instructions
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'This manual should help you navigate our site.'
"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."
'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'
'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'
Hammer User Manual
'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.
'You mean they don't come with an instruction manual?'
'I know now why it was so cheap...'
'Don't leave the cocoon until you learn all the lessons.'