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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."
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Hippocrates Off The Record - "First, treat no lawyers."
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'A little professionalism, people. When asking a patient to undress, we do not giggle.'
'We'll make a mess of this one, you need to learn how to handle a malpractice complaint.'
"This is a teaching hospital."
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"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."
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"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."
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"Shows you how much I know."
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"Here-in case you ever need a shoulder to cry on."
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"You need to reduce the stress. You live a very unhealthy lifestyle!"
Surgeons consulting a text book.
"I hope you don't mind the medical student who's here to observe my billing procedure."
Med. school 101 - 'Affordable diseases'. Med. school 302 - 'Unaffordable diseases'.
'This isn't brain surgery. Oh, wait a minute! It is brain surgery.'
Doctor surrounded by notes.
Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'
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"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"
'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'
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