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"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
"This is what you get in night court, sonny."
"Look, Harvey. It's a full moon."
Unfortunately for Lester, whenever there was a full moon, he turned into the 'underwear wolf'.
"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"
"What the...I got a paternity suit from that scruffy poodle b***h from Inverness?!"
'So you've turned into a werewolf - you haven't turned into an unhappy werewolf, have you?'
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The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!
'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'
"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"
'There's nothing in the medical literature about it. I think you're just supposed to change back spontaneously.'
The Curse of the Werewolf
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'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'
"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."
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'We really should get him chipped.'
"Short back and sides, and front, please."
'You get so grouchy when it's your time of the month.'
"Wow, looks like you are ready for Halloween!"
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"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."
"It's okay. When the moon is full, the only thing I'm slashing are the prices."
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"What the hell was in that?!"
"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."