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"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."
It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.
"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'
'Wait, wait, stop!'
"Fire department, I guess—point is I made too much pasta."
"You know, I'd understand if you wanted to break up with me. I am
'Good news. We weren't hacked, we just messed up.'
Mess up your room!
'Don't touch - it's still wet.'
"I can mess this up without any printed help."
'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'
'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'
'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'
"...bring the waist strap to the front, attach the clasp and adjust the strap to fit your waist..."