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"Cut down on smoking, drinking, meat, sugar and get out of the stock market."
'Don't worry, Mary, the first 30 years of practicing law are the hardest.'
'You need to go home, take a long relaxing bath surrounded by aromatic candles and do an hour of yoga; but that's out of the question. How about a five minute smoking break ?'
'Look, I've got a really BUSY day planned. I just don't have time for a complete shakedown of my belief system!'
'I hear there's not a lot of stress working in there.'
'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'
'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'
'At least my blood pressure is nice and low.'
'I haven't managed to cut them out completely but I have cut back to only one cup of coffee and one cigarette per day.'
'My wife is a teacher and she seems to be getting very tense lately.'
'You must adopt a healthy lifestyle to work here because you'll have to sweat a lot of blood.'
'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'
'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'