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The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
"Who's the sickest?"
'The Groundhog tests have come back. I'm afraid you only have six weeks to live.'
"Don't forget to cancel my subscription to 'Modern Maturity'."
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'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'
"Are you okay? You've gone a funny colour..."
'Oh dear - I think I'm going to be sick!'
"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"
'Apparently the drugs make me hallucinate, not that I've noticed.'
As the balloon drifted at 1,000 feet, Chuck suddenly realized his folly at having eaten three bran muffins that morning.
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To their complete revulsion, Dan and his friends overhear too much information from Dan's mother.
'We're too late... He's already signed an organ donor card.'
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'Gesundheit... Try to keep out of the elements and stay warm. Now if that sap turns green, we'll get you back in here and on some meds.'
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Oh, dear... You'd better pull over, Walter. Junior's gotten carsick again... Wait... No! Oh, goodness! Stop that! Well... Um... Never mind, Walter... Keep going.
'Jaundice really ought to have wiped the smile off his face.'
'Why is there a tube of toothpaste in my box of hemorrhoidal cream??'
"I've never been big on terminology, so just let me say you're really sick"
"You'll feel like shit tomorrow but I'm just an old cynic"
'I've been looking over your medical records.'
Catch of the day: Salmonella.
"It's the new regulatory body" 'Ofsick'
'Gosh, Frank, you're just a shadow of you former self.'
'What do you mean, 'He's as healthy as a horse'?'