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'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'
'I'll take the number 7.'
Express chair. 12 hairs or less.
Tags:hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, salon, salons, barber, barbershop, barbershops, barbers, express, line, lines, queue, queues, express queue, express queues, chair, chairs, old man, hair loss, losing hair, shopping, shop, shops, shopped, shopper, shoppers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
Tags:bald, balding, alopecia, losing hair, losing your hair, going bald, ageing, getting old, getting older, middle age, middle aged, bald patch, bald patches, receding hairline, receding hairlines, shaving your head, vain, vanity, hairloss, hair loss, advice, good advice, giving advice, beauty tip, beauty tips, insecure, insecurities, guesswork
'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'
"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."
Tags:longing younger, ageing, looking young, getting old, getting older, vain, vanity, dob, date of birth, birth certificate, birth certificate, false identity, new identity, new identities, teeth whitening, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgery, hair loss, losing hair, going bald, alopecia, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap
'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'
"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, bald, gone bald, going bald, hair loss, losing hair, losing your hair, alopecia, recovery, recovering, road to recovery, priorities, bad priorites, wrong priorities, stand-in, stand-ins, stand in, stand ins
"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."
Tags:aesops fabel, aesops fabels, aesop's fable, aesop's fables, mice, mouse, lion, lions, thorn, mouse and lion, the mouse and the lion, surgeon, surgeons, hair transplant, hair transplants, cosmetic surgery, predator, predators, prey, hair loss treatment, hair loss treatments, hair loss, losing hair, vain, vanity, patient, patients
A la recherche des cheveux perdus.
"I'm sure it's a rug."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, balding, hair loss, alopecia, bald, no hair, losing hair, going bald, hiding, covering, head, heads, embarrassed, embarrassment, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, gossip, gossiping, wordplay, word play, man, men, beauty, health, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair
The Tweed Toupee
Tags:art, arts, artistic, hair, hair care, haircare, tweed, toupee, wig, wigs, hairloss, hair loss, losing hair, male pattern baldness, baldness, bald, balding, male pattern-baldness, male patterned baldness, male patterned-baldness, receding, receding hairline, hair line, receding hair, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fabric, fabrics, high society
"While you were asleep, the goat ate all your hair!"
'I'm afraid your baldness is a result of your hairitage.'
The four stages of male hair loss.
Hiding a Bald Patch
Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.
'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'
"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."
"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, security, security camera, security cameras, security tape, security tapes, cctv, cctv camera, cctv cameras, balding, hair, hair loss, losing hair, going bald, age, aging, middle age, old age, office security, security guard, security guards, alopecia, baldness, dcdb, snoopers charter, snooper's charter, snoopers' charter
'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'
Hair restorer/Hair remover.
'Are those extensions, Bob?'