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"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
'Wow, and I thought my mum and dad piled on the middle-class pressure.'
"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
"Thanks for granting me permission to marry your daughter, Mr. Anderson. I'll let you know when I make my decision."
'And this, of course, is the kitchen sinkhole.'
'To qualify for a license, you must pass the marriage test. We put you in a room with your prospective mother-in-law for 24 hours.'