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"And this time--no ark!"
"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
God's Wrath Level: high.
"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"
"That's just so God."
"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."
"Connect me with famine and pestilence would you please Angela?"
"He said if humanity can't get its act together he'll press CTRL-ALT-DEL and start all over!"
"The Egyptians, Chinese, Sumerians, Mesopotamians, and Peruvians kept meticulous records during the time of the alleged flood and neglected to mention they all died."