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'Relax that's all I know!'
'No, I'm plotting.'
'I'm rating stuff.'
'I can't believe you threw my scratching invention away! I was going to sell it to Satchel for a lot of money.'
'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'
'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'
'I don't think you actually like sports.'
'No it's not! I stole it from him two weeks ago.'
'He died doing what he loved.'
'You're putting fruit into your famous tuna smoothie.'
'I read your new story earlier.'
'He's not supposed to go out.'
'This one was special. It was a gold plated, jewel-encrusted bad idea.'
'Satchel...Why are you crying?'
'Well ok, I'm this handed.'
'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'
'And come back in again?'
'Ha ha! Not without treats, you won't!'
'I am Codex, keeper of the keeper of the secret.'
'I said I was bored, not unconscious.'
'Hard to follow...'
'You'll be happy to know I gave your dog self-help book to someone who'll know how to put it to good use. . . the garbage guy!'
'So...You got a name?'
'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'