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"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
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Midas loses his touch.
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A man imagines flying as a superhero.
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Fortune teller singes man's forehead.
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"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"
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"I told you we should have given them treats!"
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"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."
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"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."
Welcome To The Psychic Convention.
"Now that's power."
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"I've got nothing. Here's a fortune cookie."
'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'
'Why don't you have a nifty gimmick like that?'
'I'm sorry. I just can't read music.'
'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'
'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'
"... and thanks to the Great Anton with his powers of levitation, our customer intelligence numbers are up for the fourth consecutive month."
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'I'm running a little behind. I got rear-ended.'
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"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."
'I've invented a cloak of invisibility. I just put it over your head and you can't see me."
"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."
"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."
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"For the last time, Maurice! Don't send out curses by e-mail!"
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'Don't rush me. I can't be everywhere at once.'