Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"I believe I'll pass on the coffee."
Tags:diner, diners, coffee, coffees, eating out, collapse, collapsing, warning, fair warning, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, poison, poisonous, food hygiene, no food hygiene, bad hygiene, food hygiene laws, food hygiene standard, food hygiene standards, underreact, underreaction, under react, under reaction, insensitive, insensitivity
"It somehow makes our financial collapse more real when witnessed in 4K HDR OLED."
Tags:financial collapse, finance, finances, financial, collapse, collapses, collapsed, collapsing, witness, witnesses, witnessing, witnessed, 4k, hdr, oled, oleds, tv screen, tv screens, telly, market crash, stock, stocks, drop, drops, equity trader, equity traders, money, downfall, downfalls, engineer, electrical engineer, technology, new technology, latest technology
"Interesting guy. He predicted the collapse this year of the Mets, the Giants, and the Soviet Union."
Tags:prediction, predictions, predicting, collapse, collapses, collapsing, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, soviet union, russia, russian, russian state, russian states, communist, communists, communism, fall of communism, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, party trick, party tricks, impressive, predict, predicts, predicting, foresee, foresees, foreseeing, foresight
'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'
Tags:vulture, vultures, bird, birds, scavenger, scavengers, run, runs, running, runner, runners, ran, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, jogged, collapse, collapses, collapsed, collapsing, hope, hopes, hoping, hopeful, quit, quits, quitting, quitter, quitters, hunger, hungers, hungry, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hard day at work, dear?'
'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
"Dial 911. And change that to a table for three."
"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"
Tags:leadership, collapse, collapses, collapsing, firm, firms, meeting, meetings, emergency meeting, emergency meetings, office meeting, office meetings, file, files, filing, unnecessary meeting, unnecessary meetings, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time, bankrupt, bankruptcy, wasteful, wastefulness
"How about a little more coffee?"
Tags:counterman, countermans, diner, diners, patron, patrons, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, caffeine shot, caffeine shots, caffeine, caffeine jolt, caffeine jolts, coffee pot, coffee pots, customer service, customer services, jetlag, jetlags, jetlagged, jet lagged, jet-lagged, jet-lag, jet-lags, customer, customers, exhaustion, exhaustions, morning person, morning people, exhausted, overworked, overwork, collapse, collapsing
'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'
'My advice would be to loosen his trousers, mate.'
'Your medical bracelet says placebo.'
"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."
Eggs Benedict Arnold
Tags:eggs benedict, benedict arnold, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals, betraying, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast food, breakfast foods, brunch, brunches, collapse, collapses, collapsing, overeat, overeats, overeating, food poisoning, food poisoned, ill, illness, illnesses, favorite food, favorite foods, egg, eggs, egg dish, egg dishes
'They don't build 'em like they used to!'
"Objection, your honor! Non-responsive!"
Tags:judge, judge, witness, witnesses, court of law, courts of law, lawyer, lawyers, question, questions, questioning, cross-examine, cross-examines, cross-examination, cross-examinations, unresponsive, non-responsive, hostile witness, hostile witnesses, objection, objections, object, objects, collapse, collapses, collapsing, pass out, passes out, die, dies, dying
'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'
Winning athlete collapsed on podium.
"Well I'm sorry but 'nearly over the threshold' just isn't good enough, Gerald!"
Tags:marriage, marriages, wedding, weddings, wedding night, wedding nights, carry, carries, carrying, over the threshold, threshold, thresholds, newlyweds, newlywed, newly wed, newly weds, fat, fat shame, stumble, stumbles, stumbling, collapse, collapses, collapsing, heavy, obese, overweight, crush, crushes, crushing, crushed, honeymoons
"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"
'I'm not sure what happened...someone asked me, 'what's your normal route?' then BAM! I blacked out...'
'I said just blow the bloody doors off.'
'Actually, I just popped in to ask for directions.'
'I should blog about this.'