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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
A gravestone with an epitaph that reads "It's just a cold".
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"Worse than a cold. It's a common cold."
"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."
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An apple a day.
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Blowing your nose musically.
'To all you poor souls suffering with colds in January, I think I speak for everyone when I say go and die somewhere else!'
"Relax. It's just a cold."
"The doctor said it's just a bad fold."
'I'm sorry but we can't trade your soul for a cure for the common cold. We don't have a cure for the common cold either.'
'...and Julian Assange is Santa!'
Chicken Noodle sold out.
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"We're walking for the common cold."
"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"
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'What I'd really like to do, of course, is just find a cure for the common plague.'
The hills are alive...with the sound of mucous.
What the Doctor Ordered
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"I think I'm coming down with something."
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'The bad news is, there is no cure for the common cold. The good news is, I think you have pneumonia.'
"Bless you! Have you caught an uncommon cold?"
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Don't blow your nose on your napkin.
"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."
This looks like a job for...Super absorbency!"