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'Never mind why, Larry. . . just get someone over to the hospital and retrieve that other order.'
'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'
"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"
"My organisation has got a very urgent and important parcel. I can't tell you where to pick it up, I can't tell you where to deliver it and I can't tell you about the content because my organisation is the secret service."
'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'
"Any previous delivery experience?"
"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"
"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."
"The good news is that 10 minutes ago the delivery company found your missing order of life-saving medication."
"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"
"If he can make 5 million home visits in one night, he should be able to help with our backlog!"