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Instant Human: Just Add Coffee
"Help! The Taster's Choice couple has fallen overboard!"
"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"
Man says to disappearing waiter: 'Maybe you'd better make that instant coffee' as an elephant is about to drop onto his head.
'I bet his owner is an instant coffee drinker - no TEA DRINKER would own a dog like THAT!'
Instant Coffee Barista: 'One spoon or two'
The Instant Coffee Ceremony
Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.
"Don't sorry dear. I think you just got a bit over excited."
"Sometimes, just to agitate them, I flash my jar on instant coffee."