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"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."
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'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'
'Give them lager and sunglasses.'
"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"
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"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"
"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"
"I resent it when people come in to complain about their spouses, especially when one is my husband."
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"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."
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"Sorry, under 18 not served."
"A small sweet wine please, for a large bitter woman."
"Give me one, three and five pints please."
"If you want anything else, just wave your credit card."
"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."
"You must be the new barmaid."
'Sorry fellas, but happy hour's over.'
"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."
'Are you flirting with me?'
A shedding cat applies for a room.
'Can't you read?'
'My checking your underwear for your name is not acceptable identification!'
'Where's the rent you owe me, £70?. . . Well I can, it's now £80.'
'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'
'Why the long face?'