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Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"
Tags:usa, u.s.a., us, u.s., united states, united states of america, america, american, americans, border, borders, border crossing, border crossings, border control, border controls, border security, security, immigration, customs, sign, signs, signage, food, snack, snacks, candy, candies, chocolate, chocolates, welcome to, sweet tooth, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, big eater, big eaters
"I can't believe you ate all that soup...you made a pig of yourself!"
"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"
"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"
Tags:new year, new years resolutions, new year resolution, smoking, drink, drinking, drinks, fat, obese, fat shame, fat shames, big eater, big eaters, big appetite, big appetites, appetite, appetites, peanut, peanuts, collection, collections, give up, gives up, giving up, bad habit, bad habits, habit, habits
"My weight in nectar, on the rocks."
Tags:hummingbird, hummingbirds, humming bird, humming birds, nectar, pollinator, pollinators, pollinating, big eater, big eaters, drink, drinks, bartender, bartenders, order, orders, ordering, ornithologist, ornithologist, ornithology, bird, birds, bird watcher, bird watchers, birder, birders, birding, birdwatching, weight, weights, bodyweight, bodyweights, body weight, body weights
"I'd be the ideal weight for my size, if I was 18 feet tall!"
Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie
"He eats a lot but has good horse sense."
Tags:cpa, cpas, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounts receivable, accounts payable, horse, horses, horse sense, common sense, literal, literally, figurative, figuratively, eat, eats, big eater, big eaters, eats like a horse, new hire, new hires, new job, new jobs, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms
"He's on a diet so I told him he could HALF his cake and eat it, too."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, greedy pig, greedy pigs, pig, pigs, birthday cake, birthday cakes, cake, cakes, cake lover, cake lovers, dessert lover, dessert lovers, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, big eater, big eaters, diet, diets, dieting, birthday card, birthday cards, have your cake and eat it too, idiom, idioms
'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'
"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."
Tags:bereaved, bereavement, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news, fatty food, fatty foods, eat, eats, eater, eaters, eating, big eater, big eaters, burrito, burritos, comfort, comforts, comforting, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, personable, personability, insensitive, insensitivity, hospital, hospitals, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians
'How many more minutes until the meal is served?!!'
"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"
"Well, I'm not the one who taught him how to use the electric can opener!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dogfood, dog food, can, cans, can opener, can openers, electric can opener, electric can openers, teach, teaches, teaching, old dog, new tricks, trick, tricks, learn, learns, learning, learned, greed, greedy, big eater, big eaters, hungry, hunger, hungers, learned behavior, learned behaviour
"My skinny husband is a man of mystery. Where he puts all that food no one knows."
"My husband is a good cook, I'm a good eater and that's the way we take advantage of the synergies."
Tags:synergies, synergy, jargon, corporate jargon, corporate speak, corporate speech, corporate culture, corporate cultures, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, husband, husbands, wife, wives, good cook, good cooks, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, big eater, big eaters, weight gain, gaining weight, get fat, getting fat, obese, obesity
"I see you've finished your meal, sir. Can I get you anything else?... Coffee? Brandy? A doctor?"
Tags:big meal, big meals, greedy, big eater, big eaters, dining out, dine out, dines out, portion size, portion sizes, large portion size, large portions sizes, huge portion, huge portions, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgmental, waiter, waiters, restaurant, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, haute cuisine, food poisoning, food poisoned
"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."
"When I was a teenager, friendly competition usually involved bike races."
"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"
"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else."
"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"
"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"
Tags:baldo, big appetite, big appetites, huge appetite, huge appetites, big eater, big eaters, lunch, lunches, packed lunch, packed lunches, school lunch, school lunches, eat, eats, eating, eat up, eats up, eating up, pig out, pigging out, assumption, assumptions, parent, parents, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums
"So your tia had a drink or two...what's the big deal?"
Tags:baldo, drinking problem, drinking problems, eating problem, eating problems, eating disorder, eating disorders, flask, flasks, hip flask, hip flasks, couch cushion, couch cushions, ice cream, dessert, desserts, dessert lover, dessert lovers, big eater, big eaters, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics