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"Young people frequently feel elated, son. This is perfectly healthy as long as they keep in mind that there isn't any valid reason for it."
"Reject the modern world."
"Tell me again about royalties."
"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"
"I'm looking for some sage advice."
'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'
'A fool and his money soon part' and other sage bits of advice - insert $1000.
"Marriage is a team sport."
"My advice, son, is to do it now. Don't wait, because, before you know it...you're in the second panel, and it's too late. See what I mean?"