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"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
Tags:yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, yoga mats, exercise, exercising, exercises, exercise class, exercise classes, skipping class, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, keeping up appearance, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, health fad, health fads, found out, caught red handed, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds
"When we heard you were playing ball we assumed it was with the company softball team and not with the feds."
Tags:play ball, playing ball, the feds, softball, company sports team, company sports team, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, spy, spying, spies, found out, embezzling, embezzlement, frs, the frs, federal reserve system, central monetary control, central banking system, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
"Diane, this is Karen, an old war buddy of mine."
Tags:relationships, dating, man’s viewpoint, couples, marriage, friends, men, war buddy, war buddies, unbelievable, excuse, excuses, likely story, likely stories, quick thinking, found out, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithful husband, unfaithful husbands, mankoff
'The other hand.'
'Whoa! Leonard got busted for using Human Growth hormone!'
"So that's where you were last night."
Tags:award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, trophy, trophies, back late, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, living together, cohabit, cohabiting, awarded, found out, figure out, figured out, husband and wife, husbands and wives, honour, honoured, honours
"Each of us harbors a secret fear he'll be unmasked as a fake, a fraud, a charlatan."
Tags:charlatan, fake, fake news, fraud, quack, quacks, sham, con artist, con artists, unmasked, found out, unprofessional, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, impostor, impostors
"Those are prison tattoos."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, prison tattoos, prison tattoo, one night stand, one night stand, caught out, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, shock, shocked, surprise, surprises, the morning after, ex-offender, ex-offenders, resocialized, resocialised, resocialisation, regret, regrets, regretting, ex-prisoner, ex-prisoners, found out, couple, couples, mistake, mistakes, count, counting, counting down the days
"It's for you."
Tags:meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, business meeting, interruption, interruptions, phone call, phone calls, window washer, window washers, window cleaner, window cleaning, window cleaners, window washing, personal call, personal calls, nagging wife, nagging wives, nagging spouse, nagging spouses, hard to find, found, found out
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling..."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, political, politics, caught, found out, blame, blame game, excuse, excuses, excuse making, making excuses, politics, political scandal, political scandals, press, press conference, press conferences, government, politician, politicians, political party, political parties, thanks obama, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, law and order
"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."
"This is the company whistle-blower."
Elves in the Closet
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas time, elf, elves, santas elves, santa's elves, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, caught, hiding in the closet, found out, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness
Oldest sibling is last to know about Dad's new girlfriend.
"I've discovered why our flow of ideas has stopped."
'If I inspired this love peom, how come it's written on the back of a Hooters' napkin?'
Tags:lie, liar, lies, lying, lied, poem, love poem, sonnet, sonnets, poems, love poems, inspire, inspired, inspired, inspires, inspiring, write, written, writes, wrote, napkin, napkins, caught out, caught, catch, catches, catching, found out, found, find, find out, figured out, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
I've found a loophole in your loophole
'Was it the slime trail?'
Wife assumes gift from husband means he feels guilty for something.
'I want you to find out who entered my name onto the layoff list.'
Family living in a freight train.
'You gotta leave, sex god... he'll be home from work soon.'
Sad golf club shedding tears.
'Er, hello dear, can I help it if the poor girl is hard of hearing?' (gulp!)
Woman daydreaming demeaning things about her boss