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"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."
'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'
Lemonade and counsel
"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."
"This book of fiction began when my research wasn't going well, and I turned to science fraud."
"Remember, son, when life gives you a lemon, call the attorneys."
Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude
When life gives you lemmings...make lemming-ade!
Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob, a detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.
'You see, Son, when life hands you coconuts, you...ummm, ...Boy this would have been a lot easier to explain when I owned that lemon grove.'
"Mom says if life gives you lemons...go out and make a few bucks!"