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"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
Tags:sexist, old fashioned, token, tokenism, gross, creepy, gammon, gammons, misogyny, chauvinism, chauvinist, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, fat cat
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
Tags:lemon, lemons, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, making lemonade, makes lemonade, brag, brags, bragging, boast, boasts, boasting, tall tale, tall tales, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bar scene, bar scenes, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, hired killer, hired killers
"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."
Tags:bar, bars, bar food, bar fly, bar flies, diner, diners, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, sustainable, sustainability, alternative energy, alternative energies, alternative energy source, eating out, out to eat, green, eco, eco friendly, eco-friendly, cook, cooking, chef, chefs, turbine, turbines, environment, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, climate change, global warming, patient, patience, modern life, modern world
"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
Tags:bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, seduction, seduce, seducing, symmetry, symmetrical, odd, oddly, scary, scare, deformed, face, faces, halloween, date, dates, interest, interested, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, appearance, appearances, attractive, attraction, attract, attracted, biology, biological
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunks
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, description, descriptions, matching description, matching descriptions, husband, ne'er do well, ne'er do wells, reindeer, christmas eve, skive, skives, skiving, playing hooky, play hooky, plays hooky
"Let me know when you want to start the operation."
Tags:check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, experimental, experiment, drug, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, get well, get well soon, spin, spin doctor, operation, operating, operating theater, operating theatre, operate, operates, bar, bars, bar flies, bar fly, barflies, bar-fly, mentally prepared, prepared
"I said this next number is a sing-along."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, sing-along, sing, live music
"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, bookseller, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, barflies, bar-fly, punter, punters, regular, regulars, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drink, drunk, drunken, drunkard, alcohol, alcoholic
"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."
Tags:bar, bars, barman, barmen, bartender, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, life story, life stories, opinion, opinions, opinionated, strong opinion, strong opinions, armchair, armchair critic, armchair enthusiast, face value, professional, knowledge, knowledgeable, terror, terrorism, war on terror, politics, political, drink, drinking, out drinking, after a few drinks, terrorists, irresponsible
"I was an attorney, but I've been involved in community service for the last three hundred hours."
Tags:community service, service, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, law, legal, legality, crimes, criminal, criminals, ethic, ethical, ethics, bar, bars, bar flies, bar fly, bar, bars, pub, pubs, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, crimes, criminal, white collar crime, white collar crimes
"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunken, drunk and disorderly, bar fly, bar-fly, bar flies, barflies, bartender, barman, barmen, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, ego, egoism, egotistical
"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, the little thing, post lunch, post-lunch, bars, bar, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, management, drink, drinking, alcohol, day drinking, happy hour, office drone, drones, drone, rat race, rat-race, day in, drudge, drudgery, spice up, spice, grill, grills, beer, work beer, break, breaks, short break, short breaks, modern world, modern life
"It was sort of an after-the-bell transaction."
Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Tags:ireland, irish, republic of ireland, irish history, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, saint, saints, early religion, religious, religious imagery, medusa, snake, snakes, st. patrick, st patrick, saint patrick, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, st patrick's day, saint patrick's day, holiday, holidays, cultural, culture clash, cultures, greek, greek mythology
"How about another one, Al?"
Tags:crossover, cross-over, cross-overs, crossovers, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues
"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
Tags:taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals
"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."
Tags:drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken night, drunken nights, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, walk the walk, talk the talk, in-group, in-groups, in-crowd, in-crowds, bartender, bartenders, bartending, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, club, clubs, poser, posers, poseur, poseurs, authenticity, inauthentic, faker, fake, fakes, faking it, fake it, fakes it
"I hope his dark side is more interesting."
Tags:bar fly, bar flies, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, moon, moons, date, dates, dating, dating game, modern life, modern world, crescent moon, dark side of the moon, well known, well-known, phrases, phrase, sceince, scientists, scientist, space, the moon, dark side, a dark side, interest, interesting, bored, boring, boredom, literal, visual gag
"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
Tags:penguin, penguins, travel, travelling, travelled, travels, tourism, tourist, tourists, antartica, herring, herrings, fish, fishes, cuisine, cuisines, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, bar-fly, barflies, maritini, cocktail, cocktails, pub, pubs, homesick, homesickness, strange imagery, strange, surreal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"
Tags:drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues, tax, taxes, social security, social security number, taking advantage, rich get richer, fat cat, fat cats
'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'
"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
Tags:beer, beers, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, day drinking, sports bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, boozing, binge drinking, daytime drinking, beer belly, gut, beer gut, instinct, instincts, fat, fatter, weight, overweight, dramatic irony, indicative, indicator, says it all, weight loss, alcohol, alcoholic, dad, dads, dad bod, pub