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'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'
"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."
Things you seldom see: "Right so we're agreed that no one ever reads most of these reports so let's not bother writing them,and those forms are a waste of space so lets just bin them as well."
"Hey! Why don't we just say we have ninety-one percent full employment?"
"For God's sake, … I naturally, assumed when I told you to dot the 'i's' you would also cross the 'T's,' "
"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"
Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'
'Only one s in disgraceful, gov!'