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Real Summer Legs
'We're going to be experiencing some pain today. We're removing the band-aid we put on the problem.'
'Of course, we're fully prepared to offer you our comprehensive employee health care package.'
The Mystery Deepens
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'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'
In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.
Free non-stick band-aids.
The latest in bandage technology.
'A bandaid on your thumb doesn't qualify you for handicap parking.'
'Our health plan covers anything from a minor scratch to a major injury.'
'I cut my finger opening a package of bandaids.'
'...There...now that'll take of the sick elements!'
Chicken egg with a plaster.
'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'
Finally, a cure for the common big mouth.
Boys in bandages.
Fakir with plasters on his back.
Knife thrower's assistant covered in plasters.
"Well you try shaving with no reflection."
'The real inspiration behind the establishment of the National Health Service.'
"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."
A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."