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"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."
"I thought they'd hit it off. They're all going through their mid-life crises."
'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'
"You're really nice, Richard. I was hoping I could fix you up with my mom."
'It's not a fix-up! You'll see! There's no one you'd even remotely be interested in!'
"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"
'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'
'If you're going to fix me up with a blind date, make sure she's a dog.'
'No! I've learned my lesson. No more blind dates for me.' 'But Jenny's different. She doesn't even have a nice personality.'
'That 'cute little bug' you fixed me up with turned out to be a black widow!'