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'Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.'
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"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"
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'If we can't rely on misinformation, what can we rely on?'
'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'
"They misspelled his name because the engravers didn't have autocorrect."
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"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"
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'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'
Easter bunny drops dirty laundry basket off to his mom.
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"Well, that's strange. My phone didn't tell me I had to pee."
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An alcoholic sees a bottle in his shadow.
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'Don't tell me I'm wrong...as far as I'm concerned it's your computer's word against my computer's word.'
"Linda, how far away from my desk do I have to be to use the 'I'm away from my desk' voice mail message?"
"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."
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Without a union...you're sunk.
"Would you read this self-help book to me?"
'Don't do it, Jake. It will just contribute to a vicious cycle of dependency.'
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'There's one thing in your favour, Entwhistle. In view of your work record, I can rely on you not to moonlight.'
Closed for Mother's Day.
"Young people rely too much on cellphones. Watch, I'll show you. Baldo, what would you do if I took away your cellphone?"
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"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"
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"Never put off 'til tomorrow...what will grow legs and walk off today."
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'I hate myself for the CO-DEPENDENCY.'
'When are you going to switch to decaf?'
'If we can't rely on misinformation, what can we rely on?'