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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."
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'If things don't improve, we'll have to close 3 plants and lay off 50 employees or ask you to live a little more simply.'
Balancing the EU-economy.
By some incredible stroke of luck, the staff of the Ontario Art Gallery had put up the sign just moments before the arrival of Bill Gates.
"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."
'Oh, these? These are my recession chinos.'
'Great! Now I don't even have any walkin-around-bitchin'-about-not-having-any-money, money.'
'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'
"You should try taking more naps yourself. Sleep is free."
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'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'
"As a nation, we may be spending our children's money, but at my house it's the other way around."
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"Maybe two can live as cheaply as one, but not if SHE'S one of them!"
I think it's genetic. My mother also has a way with coupons.
"This is a big day! With this paycheck, I've earned more than $2,000! Of course, I've wildly blown about $1,900 of it on junk."
'No. I'm afraid we had to discontinue our incentive program. The cops were asking too many questions.'
"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else."
"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"
"I had a really cool dream last night. I was super rich, with more money than I could ever spend!"
"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."
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"Look what I got! It was on sale! I've always wanted one of these!"
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I've just been around the sales. What do you think...
'You've been shopping - how old fashioned.'
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