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'Herbert changes churches so often that we decided to skip the packing and unpacking stages.'
Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm
"I'm fifty-three, but I have the resume of a much younger man."
'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'
Spice up your life
"So...you can't stand me and you want to go work for the Pope?" "Yep...only he expects me to kiss his ring."
Evolution looks like a good career move.
'I'll stop saying you've changed jobs too many times if you'll stop giving me notice.'
'I'd love to get a different job, but all I know is being a dung-beetle.'