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'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'
My first pile.
Doug the dung beetle was possessive about his new find.
Dung Beetle's Dictionay of Dung. Full of dung 1. Denoting self importance, eg: He was full of dung. 2. Sometimes literal.
Dung Beetle's Dictionary of Dung: Dinging verb, to ponder life and all things dung.
"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."
"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"
"Of course it tastes terrible. It's a dung beetle."
Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.
"While us dung beetles do use renewable resources, I don't think you can say we've went green."
"Ha ha ha, toilet humour! Classic!"
"Hi Son, is your new friend staying for dinner? Just got a fresh dung-ball..."
"It's a win-win deal: You'll keep my dung safe by eating the flies attracted to the smell..."
"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"
'I don't understand: Everyone stopped when I joined the food-fight at school...'
'I'd love to get a different job, but all I know is being a dung-beetle.'
"Sorry darling, I'm calling to say I'm running late: the cow was constipated..."
"Hi, I'm Doug the dung-beetle: nice to meet you..."
"Love, love me doo....You know I love poo!"