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'I can take nonsense, but not udder nonsense.'
'They are completely free of growth hormones.'
'For some reason, I've never been able to bring myself to part with Elsie here.'
'And then, this morning, I suddenly noticed she didn't look so good.'
'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'
"Holstein? Funny, you don't look Jewish."
"Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! We have four stomachs you see."
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"Why do you make your cows sleep on their backs?"
"I hope that bull is safe."
'I think your stock are beginning to stray...'
Mad Cow Revolution
"I'm not sure what you're insinuating, but we hired Ms Tiffany based on assets applicable to the job."
'You might be right, Sir. You may be right!...'
No guessed needed to work out what her favourite hobby is?
Cow Named After Farmer's Wife
'Here's the problem! Her udder is broker down!'
Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.
'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'
'You gelded my cows?!!'
Jethro suspects someone gave him a bum steer.
"You know what, I suspect your farmer is feeding you steroids..."
"You gelded my cows?!"
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"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."
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