Napa Valley Cartoons and Comics

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

"We like you better than Robert Mondavi."

"Then the demons that drove me to Tangier to try to write fiction turned around and drove me to the Napa Valley to make wine."

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

"Richard knows everything about wine - his zip code is 94559."

"The drought here in California is so bad, we've gone from watering down our wine, to wining down our water."

'Yeah, we're in Napa Valley.'

'Hmmm...the aroma of tennis balls? Hard court, or clay?'

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

'For the last time, no side trip to Napa Valley!'

'No-o-o-o! Wisconsin wasn't good enough! You had to insist that we move to Napa Valley!'

'Don't worry, guys. Tomorrow we play the Napa Valley Cabernets, and we know they can't get over 100 points.'

"The guests are waiting - how much longer on the wine?"