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In 5 Years...
It's time people too some personal responsibility for getting their stomachs stapled.
"I'll be home late I stapled then collated when I was supposed to collate then staple."
'I see that you have a B.A. degree in collating and stapling. Your parents must be very proud.'
'I ran out of needles, but this should do the trick just fine.'
'With your budget and insurance, Mr. Hefler, maybe you should consider this less invasive alternative to stomach stapling.'
Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'
' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'
"That staple could stand to be an eighth of an inch higher."
Office work stapling.
Do not fold, bend or staple your questions...
"So, how can you help us to become more attached to each other?"