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"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."
'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'
'The results won't be permanent unless you promise to stop fibbing.'
'My attorney will explain the restrictions and responsibilities on your wishes.'
'I'll give you a raise on one condition, Maxwell...you never ask for another one.'