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"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."
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A dog reading Jack London's "The Call of the Wild".
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The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath
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"Every man for himself!"
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"They found Charlotte's web site."
'I told them that refusing to read Dickens is like refusing to do algebra. Now they refuse to do algebra.'
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
The Great Catsby.
'Holly, you can't substitute cliffsnotes for actually reading a classic like Jane Eyre. . .and besides, if you only read the cliffsnotes. . . you'll miss the sex scenes.'
"Herman Melville would have loved this"
Other lost Mockingbird 'Sequels'
Tags:to kill a mockingbird, harper lee, sequel, sequels, lost sequel, lost sequels, go set a watchman, posthumous publication, posthumous publications, published posthumously, lost manuscript, lost manuscripts, book, books, literature, classic novel, american classic, american classics, classic novels
'Please listen carefully to the following options...'
'Herman Melville would have loved this.'
Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace
Mars reading War and Peace
Gulliver stepping on Lilliputians.
It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.
Little WomenBig Women.
'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'
The Wi-Fi of Bath.
Prisoner in cell wearing an iron basque.