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"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."
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'Oh no! We've been Bruegelled!'
"No sheep, Sherlock."
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"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"
'Great news, the burglars only took your stupid stamps.'
"Try twenty-three left."
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'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'
"Ever since we were burgled he's become much more security conscious"
'How are you at takeovers?'
Neil rigged up his very own open window security system.
Football Crazy strip four
Burgled in broad daylight!!
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'People do read your ads. Yesterday I reported that we were in urgent need of a security night watchman and last night we were burgled.'
'There's no place like home.'
Woman asking burglar for a receipt so she can claim the insurance
"So tell me...what's it like having all of your stuff taken?"
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'Damn! The house has been burgled.'
'It's from the IRS. Since I didn't show a profit from my burglaries, they declared them a hobby and disallowed my expenses.'
"Dang. Empty. What about the painting? Wouldn't it look great in our den?"
'Good news, Walter...I found the bullets.'
Man falls onto safe.
Burglers calling card.
'I just didn't have the heart to jimmy open a window!'
Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar.
'HEy; don't look over my shoulder. That makes me nervous.'