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"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
Tags:cruise, cruises, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, voyage, voyager, voyagers, sea travel, sea, ocean, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, staff, crew, crewman, crewmen, captain, pirate, pirates, mean, angry, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, cruise line, cruise lines, pirate ship, pirate ships
An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
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"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."
"Somehow this isn't the worst cruise I've ever been on."
Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.
"Let's not ruin this moment by enjoying it."
Tags:ruin the moment, ruins the moment, ruining the moment, cruise, cruises, cruise line, cruise lines, deck, decks, patio, patios, sunset, sunsets, sunrise, sunrise, beauty, beautiful, happy, happiness, pleasure, pleasurable, couple, couples, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, relationship, relationships, toxic relationship, toxic relationships
"Help! The Taster's Choice couple has fallen overboard!"
Tags:retirement, aging, senior citizen, old age, oldie, travel, vacation, cruise, ship, boat, sleep, snooze, tourist, elderly, aging, retired, cruise line, cruise lines, cruises, travel agency, travel agent, travel agents, retiring, senior citizen, senior citizens, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, nap, naps
'You need to relax. Take this prescription to any cruise line agent.'
Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.
"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"
Tags:noah's ark, noah, ark, arc, arcs, arks, elephant, elephants, bible story, bible stories, genesis, book of genesis, cruise, cruises, cruise line, cruise lines, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, bad weather, rain, rains, rainy, rainy weather, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, cruise liner
'Hurry! Catch that cruise liner.'
'Sorry, but I guess we overbooked our cabins.'
Tourists stranded on a tropical island
"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"
Tags:deserted island, deserted islands, desert island, desert islands, cruise line, cruise lines, cruise ship, cruise ships, castaway, castaways, investor, investors, investment, investments, broker, brokers, sell cruise line stock, survivor, sinking ship, sinking ships, rescue, call for help, financial, economic, financial advisor, stock market, financial adviser
"Did you remember to order a liner for the pool?"
"No one mentioned anything about bringing a date!"
Tags:cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, cruise line, cruise lines, noah, noah's ark, noah's arc, ark, arc, date, dates, unicorn, unicorns, mythical creature, mythical creatures, breeding pair, breeding pairs, breeding animal, breeding animals, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament