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"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
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snail, snails, paris, parisian, french, france, french food, french foods, escargot, jealous, jealousy, bad idea, bad ideas, vacation, vacations, danger, dangers, dangerous, life-threatening, advice, give advice, gives advice, giving advice, beret, berets"I highly recommend, for God's sake, sir, the escargot specialité de la maison."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, escargot, snail, snails, house speciality, house specialities, house special, house specials, invasion, invading, taking over, overrun, kitchen, kitchens, pest, pests, pest management, pest control, exterminator, exterminators"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"
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l'escargot, escargot, snail, snails, appetizer, appetizers, appetiser, appetisers, special, specials, specials board, specials boards, french cuisine, french restaurant, french restaurants, cafe, cafes, adventurous, snail, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, adventure, adventurous spirit, snails'Personally I prefer English cooking.'
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escargot, escargots, snails, french, the french, snail, france, mollusk, shell, gastropods, gastropod, cooking, cookery, cuisine, english, england, food, foods, meal, meals, delicacy, local food, local cuisine, local speciality, local specialities"We also offer a same year express delivery service."
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snail, snails, courier, couriers, freight, freights, cargo, cargoes, transport, escargot, logistics, carrier, dispatcher, delivery, deliveries, delivery service, package delivery, transporter, goods delivery, haulier, haulage, goods transporter, consignment, load, payload, loads, payloads, shipment, shipping, shipping goods"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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escargot, snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, terminology, term, terms, fancy, mollusk, mollusks, mollusc, molluscs, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, gross-out, eat, eats, eating, garden snail, garden snails, fancy restaurant, french cuisine, french, euphemisms, mask, masks, masking, appetizing, appetising, unappetizing, unappetisingSnail ordering 'Hommes.'
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eat, eats, eating, eat out, eats out, eating out, delicacy, delicacies, french food, french foods, french cuisine, french cuisines, cuisine, cuisines, snail, snails, escargot, escargots, homme, hommes, human, humans, revenge, food order, food orders, order, orders"I'll bring your salad right away, but your snails will of course take longer."
Spray on Camouflage
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camouflage, camouflages, spray on tan, spray on tans, disguises, disguised, bug, bugs, insect, insects, tanning salon, tanning salons, camou, tan, tans, tanning, disguise, deception, hiding, hide, snail, snails, slug, slugs, mollusc, molluscs, escargot'My escargot has escargone.'
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waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, serve, customer service, escargot, snail, snails, live snails, live snail, dish, dishes, meal, meals, complain, complaint, complains, complainer, complainers, play on words, escape, escaping, escapes, escaped, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys'It's the latest thing! - Escargo pants!!'
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snail, snails, escargot, pants, pant, trouser, trousers, cargo pants, cargo pant, cargo, cargos, shell, shells, snail shell, snail shells, latest thing, fashionable, trend, trends, trendy, latest trends, new look, saleswoman, salesman, shop, shopping, shops, shopper, shoppers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoysBig game hunting in France.
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escargot, escargots, snails, french, the french, big game hunter, big game hunters, big game hunting, europe, safaris, hunt, hunts, hunting, africa, snail, france, hunting, hunter, prey, game, big game, safari, hunting season, mollusk, shell, slime, slimy, gastropodaGrand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.
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