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"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."
'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''
"It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools - and in front of all the other tools."
"You fool! I said I wanted a wench! A wench!"
Tags:birthday, birthdays, wrench, wrenches, wench, wenches, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, tool-kit, tool-kits, present, presents, gift, gifts, king, kings, mechanic, mechanics, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, mix up, mix ups, royal mistress, mistresses
'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'
'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'
'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'
Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)
'You idiot! I said bring me a wench!'
A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.
"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."
Tags:baldo, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, home repair, home repairs, do it yourself, doing it yourself, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, bossy, advice, advise, advises, lazy, laziness, can't be bothered, wrench, wrenches, crescent wrench, crescent wrenches
Four mechanics working on a car
'I wish you wouldn't bolt down your dinner.'
'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'
"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."
Tags:frankenstein, doctor frankenstein, frankenstein monster, frankenstein's monster, frankensteins monster, halloweens, measuring system, measuring systems, wrenches, mary shelley, mary shelly, gothic horror, european, europeans, halloween, metric, measure, measurement, measuring, wrench, tool, tools
"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"
Hardware Store Tools Wrench