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"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."
"Excellent choice, Madam... Customers who ordered the Campanelle also ordered: our butter-dipped radishes, three additional napkins, stain-b-gone 3.5 fl oz, and a new sleeveless bubble-hem blouse in ivory."
"How's the squid?"
'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'
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'Must you practise karate on your egg every morning?'
'I can't eat this. Ever try to look regal eating corn on the cob?'
'They had Sloppy Joes in the cafeteria.'
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"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."
"Are you enjoying your escargot?"