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'Committee For The Preservation Of Cads'
"I was out of work once, but I got off my duff and cleaned out this rich old babe in Riverdale."
"Twenty Seven wonderful years. They don't make gigolos like you anymore."
'I come from a long line of fortune hunters...'
'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'
'I'd invite you in, but I've given up jackasses for Lent.'
Bob's retirement plan hits a snag.
'Dear, perhaps your debut can wait until you're further along in your fitness program.'
'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'