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"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
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Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
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"Um....No, thanks. We'll take that one."
"I say let's wait for the next one."
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"I don't sing. I do standup."
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"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."
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New York Gondolier
"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"
"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"
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"We didn't know you had a rush hour."
'Our gondolences on your loss.'
''We're getting too far from shore,' I say. 'Trust me, I'm a professional,' he says.'
Vets in Venice
"How much is that Doge in the window?"
'If reelected, how would you address our state's gondolier unemployment problem?'
'I think he's expecting rain.'
Barcarolle: - a piece of music sung in the style of that used by Venetian Gondoliers.
Tourists on Venice canal see sign on casket company: Merchant Of Death In Venice.
'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'
Venetian without the knowledge
'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'
'This dude is seriously lost.'