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"Sorry, still rerouting."
Tags:gps, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, mistake, mistakes, reroute, rerouting, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, funeral bearer, funeral bearers, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, dark humour, black humour, float, floats, carnival float, carnival floats
Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
Tags:fish, fishes, bowl, bowls, goldfish, goldfishes, eat, eats, eating, overeat, overeats, overeater, weight, weigh, weighs, weight loss, meet, meets, meeting, dead, dying, float, floats, floating, whistles, whistle, whistling, obese, obesity, fat, fats, greed, greedy, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
Tags:walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity
A nurse accidentally provides a patient with helium instead of oxygen.
Flotation Device on the Phone
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, phone call, phone calls, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartpphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, beach, beaches, inflatable, inflatables, float, floats, flotation device, flotation devices, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations
'You can't just float through life, and never deal with the issues.'
"It's your mother. She's floated back."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, ice flow, ice flows, ice floe, ice floes, eskimo, eskimos, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, mother in law, mothers in law, float, floats, float away, floats away, floating away, exile, exiles, exiled, sent away, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, in-law, in-laws, return, returns, returning
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
Tags:telekinesis, telekinetic, psychic, psychics, psychic power, psychic powers, supernatural, super natural, graduate, graduation, congrats, congratulate, congratulations, college, college grad, grad school, university, university, cap, cap and gown, throw the cap, in the air, air, floating, float, floats, visual gag, image gag, visual joke, play on words, word play, word-play, medium, graduation day, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies
"If she floats, she's a witch. If she sinks, maybe she had a point about women's rights."
Tags:dunking chair, dunking chairs, cucking stool, cucking stools, ducking stool, ducking stools, ducking chair, ducking chairs, cucking chair, cucking chairs, witch, witches, witchcraft, womens rights, women's rights, feminism, feminist, feminists, accusation, accusations, float, floats, female rights, gender inequality
"I have this crazy dream in which I'm the star of the Thanksgiving Day Parade."
A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
Tags:gondolier, gondoliers, venice, beach, beaches, float, floats, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, gondola, gondola, venetian, venetians, boat, boats, venetian boatman, venetian boatmen, rowing, rower, rowers, canal, canals, inner tube, inner tubes, flotation device, flotation devices, italy, italian, italians
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Tags:pool, pools, pool toy, pool toys, float, floats, floating device, floating devices, raft, rafts, floatie, floaties, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, captured, capture, hunt, hunted, hunting, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, mother, mothers
Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.
"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."
Tags:decoy, decoys, parade, parades, float, floats, defense, defense industry, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, balloon, balloons, thanksgiving, army, navy, strategy, strategies, military strategy, military strategies, fool, fools, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions
"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?
"Have you been putting on weight?"
Tags:golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, trap, traps, hazard, hazards, golf hazard, golf hazards, caddie, caddies, golf caddie, golf caddies, golfing caddie, golfing caddies, clubhouse, clubhouses, club house, club houses, golfing advice, golf safety, safety, float, floaties, floats
The First Swim Ring
Tags:wheel, wheels, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, inventing, prehistoric, prehistory, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, swimming ring, swimming rings, swim ring, swim rings, flotation device, flotation devices, float, floats, floating ring, floating rings, stone carving, stone carvings
"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"
'That's it then, we offer shares to the public.'
'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'
'What do you mean you're whale watching?'
"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
Tags:shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping season, shopping seasons, retailers, parade, parades, float, floats, balloon, balloons, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, city, cities, thanksgiving, crash, crashes, deflate, deflated, deflating, collapse, collapsed, parade balloon, parade balloons, consumerism, advertise, advertising, consumer, consumers
'Don't worry about Jack. His wooden leg is as good as ANY floatation device.'
'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'