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Isolation tank in a shipwreck.
Tags:ship, ships, sink, sinks, sinking, tank, tanks, isolation tank, isolation tanks, sensory deprivation, sensory deprivation tank, sensory deprivation tanks, float, floats, floating, save, saved, saving, island, islands, desert, island, desert islands, survivor, survivors, escape, escaped, escaping, float, floats, floating, float tank, float tanks
"Sorry, still rerouting."
Tags:gps, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, mistake, mistakes, reroute, rerouting, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, funeral bearer, funeral bearers, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, dark humour, black humour, float, floats, carnival float, carnival floats
Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
Tags:fish, fishes, bowl, bowls, goldfish, goldfishes, eat, eats, eating, overeat, overeats, overeater, weight, weigh, weighs, weight loss, meet, meets, meeting, dead, dying, float, floats, floating, whistles, whistle, whistling, obese, obesity, fat, fats, greed, greedy, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
Tags:walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity
"We worry more about deflation."
Flotation Device on the Phone
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, phone call, phone calls, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartpphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, beach, beaches, inflatables, float, floats, flotation device, flotation devices, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations
'You can't just float through life, and never deal with the issues.'
"It's your mother. She's floated back."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, ice flow, ice flows, ice floe, ice floes, eskimos, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, mother in law, mothers in law, float, floats, float away, floats away, floating away, exile, exiles, exiled, sent away, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, in-law, in-laws, return, returns, returning
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
Tags:telekinesis, telekinetic, psychic, psychics, psychic power, psychic powers, supernatural, super natural, graduate, graduation, congrats, congratulate, congratulations, college, college grad, grad school, university, university, cap, cap and gown, throw the cap, in the air, air, floating, float, floats, visual gag, image gag, visual joke, play on words, word play, word-play, medium, graduation day, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies
From the tournament of neuroses parade
"If she floats, she's a witch. If she sinks, maybe she had a point about women's rights."
Tags:dunking chair, dunking chairs, cucking stool, cucking stools, ducking stool, ducking stools, ducking chair, ducking chairs, cucking chair, cucking chairs, witch, witches, witchcraft, womens rights, women's rights, feminism, feminist, feminists, accusation, accusations, float, floats, female rights, gender inequality
"I have this crazy dream in which I'm the star of the Thanksgiving Day Parade."
A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
Tags:gondolier, gondoliers, venice, beach, beaches, float, floats, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, gondola, gondola, venetian, venetians, boat, boats, venetian boatman, venetian boatmen, rowing, rower, rowers, canal, canals, inner tube, inner tubes, flotation device, flotation devices, italy, italian, italians
Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, strand, stranding, stranded, stuck, box, boxes, parcel, parcels, liquid, food, foods, liquid food, liquid foods, diet, diets, dieting, beach, beaches, beach body, beach bodies, ready, beached, best, appearance, appearances, float, floats, floating
"I liked the couch better where it was."
Tags:couch, couches, sofa, sofas, armchair, armchairs, relocate, relocates, relocating, relocation, prefer, prefers, prefering, rearrange, rearranges, rearranging, furniture, rearrange the furniture, layout, layouts, room layout, room layouts, float, floats, floating, river, rivers, fall, falls, falling, waterfall, waterfalls, read, reads, reading, comment, comments, opinion, opinions
"Just let go of the balloons, Frankie."
Tags:cement, cement shoes, cement shoe, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, balloon, balloons, fly, flies, flying, float, floats, floating, let go, letting go, stuck, heavy, weight, weights, weighed down, weighing down, gun, guns, gunpoint, gun point, held at gunpoint, escape, escapes, escaping, escape plan, escape plans
Biodegradable helium balloons.
Tags:balloon, balloons, biodegrade, biodegradable, envrionmentally friendly, decompose, decomposes, decomposition, helium, he, helium balloon, helium balloons, family, families, float, floats, floating, kid, kids, children, bird, birds, sky, skies, fly, flies, flying, bunch, bunches, bunch of balloons, party, parties, birthday party, birthday parties
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Tags:pool, pools, pool toy, pool toys, float, floats, floating device, floating devices, raft, rafts, floatie, floaties, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, captured, capture, hunt, hunted, hunting, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, mother, mothers
Bowling pins in a swimming pool.
Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.
"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."
Tags:decoy, decoys, parade, parades, float, floats, defense, defense industry, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, balloon, balloons, thanksgiving, army, navy, strategy, strategies, military strategy, military strategies, fool, fools, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions
"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?
"Sorry, I don't think he's doing the 'dead man's float'."
Tags:fish, fishes, pet, pets, bowl, bowls, tank, tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, floats, float, floating, upside down, survive, surviving, survival, technique, techniques, dead, death, mistreated, apologise, apologises, apologising, mourn, mourns, mourning, dead mans float, dead man's float
Tags:golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, trap, traps, hazard, hazards, golf hazard, golf hazards, caddie, caddies, golf caddie, golf caddies, golfing caddie, golfing caddies, clubhouse, clubhouses, club house, club houses, golfing advice, golf safety, safety, float, floaties, floats
"Have you been putting on weight?"