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"The Graysons are on vacation in Europe. I'm the sitter."
"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."
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"And that's when they left for vacation!"
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"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"
"I can tell it's new because it's alive."
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Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.
"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."
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"He's co-dependant, I usually board him, but the conference is only three days. Just make sure to let him out from nine to five to do his business. Oh – and treats are in the liquor cabinet."
"Thank God we were only house-sitting."
'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'
"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"
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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
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"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."
"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."
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Thanks for house sitting!
Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
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'Suprisingly, my ad for basement sitting hasn't gotten any response.'
'Can we go home now, I've just remembered I've left the oven on and the cats in it.'
'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'
'My client prefers to be tried in abstentia.'
'Honey, didn't you promise to water the Harris's plants while they were away?'
"House sitting for Tia Zulema is sooooo boring! Everything here is ancient!"
"Baldo, do you want to house-sit for your Tia Zulema? She's leaving town 'til Friday?"
"Baldo, thank you for house-sitting while I'm away. One thing...I have photos of my abuelos in the hallway. Please keep them entertained. They get lonely when I'm away."
"Why did they hire a dog sitter? I can sit on my own."