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Night of the Living Debt.
'Sorry. We can't pay on your life insurance policy. You apparently didn't read our 'living dead' clause.'
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Night of the living will
'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'
'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'
"I shamble five miles every day."
"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."
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'According to you records you're actually dead.'
'Employees must wash their hands before serving the living dead.'
Nutrition classes for zombies.
The Night of the Living Dead.
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After the whole 'Zombie apocalypse' debacle, God fires Death.
"This calls for some spooky music."
Night of the Living Reindeer
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'That's a no-brainer, Tom.'
'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'
'What do you think of my new story?'
'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'
"Yeah, they're slow, but we're saving a bundle on health care."
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'What?! I like tall women!'
"Halloween's tomorrow, Bob."
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Night of the Living Deadpan Comics
"You think you have it tough? I'm a zombie who feeds on brains, and I live in Washington DC."
"People! Do you want to merely frighten, or do you want to impress?"
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